God is like....

  • Bayer Aspirin.. He works miracles.
  • Ford... He's got a better idea.
  • Coke.... He's the Real thing.
  • Hallmark cards... He cares enough to send His very best.
  • Tide... He gets the stains out that others leave behind.
  • General Electric... He brings good things to life.
  • Sears... He has everything.
  • Scotch Tape... You cant see Him but you know He's there.
  • Delta... He's ready when you are.
  • Allstate.... You're in good hands with Him.
  • VO5 Hair Spray... He holds through all kinds of weather.
  • Dial Soap... Aren't you glad you have Him?  Dont you wish everydody did?
  • US Postal Service... Neither rain, nor snow , nor sleet , nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.